Thursday, December 28, 2006

I hate this game

PokerStars Game #7652184619: Tournament #38656518, 10FPP Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2006/12/28 - 20:17:32 (ET)
Table '38656518 80' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: BGKILLER22 (1305 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 2: gbohmann (5095 in chips)
Seat 3: davet45 (1515 in chips)
Seat 4: Ashkenazi (5790 in chips)
Seat 5: truebluffer (2280 in chips)
Seat 6: eazymony (1675 in chips)
Seat 7: benelli987 (1225 in chips)
Seat 8: cdlawrence (1435 in chips)
Seat 9: Minibuster (1370 in chips)
davet45: posts small blind 50
Ashkenazi: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to cdlawrence [Ac 4c]
truebluffer: folds
eazymony: folds
benelli987: folds
cdlawrence: calls 100
Minibuster: folds
BGKILLER22: folds
gbohmann: folds
Ashkenazi said, "ugh, pocket kings again!"
davet45: calls 50
Ashkenazi: checks
*** FLOP *** [Ad Ah Kc]
davet45: bets 100
Ashkenazi: raises 200 to 300
cdlawrence: raises 1035 to 1335 and is all-in
davet45: folds
Ashkenazi: calls 1035
*** TURN *** [Ad Ah Kc] [Qs]
*** RIVER *** [Ad Ah Kc Qs] [5c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Ashkenazi: shows [Ks Kd] (a full house, Kings full of Aces)
cdlawrence: shows [Ac 4c] (three of a kind, Aces)
Ashkenazi said, "hahaha"
Ashkenazi collected 3070 from pot
Ashkenazi said, "best flop EVER"
daddyyoyo is connected
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3070 | Rake 0
Board [Ad Ah Kc Qs 5c]
Seat 1: BGKILLER22 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: gbohmann (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: davet45 (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: Ashkenazi (big blind) showed [Ks Kd] and won (3070) with a full house, Kings full of Aces
Seat 5: truebluffer folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: eazymony folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: benelli987 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: cdlawrence showed [Ac 4c] and lost with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 9: Minibuster folded before Flop (didn't bet)


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On another Note, I actually got a chance to play on the same table with Fossellman (WSOP Main Event CHampion Greg Raymer) it was pretty cool and he seems like a nice guy. I even won a hand was was told Good hand by him. Makes for a great day..other then the fact I lost every tournament I played after getting in with the best hand (With the exception of the one from above, that one sucked).

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

OK...it's wrong, but I laughed

http://cad-comic.com/comic.php?d=20061227

Sunday, December 24, 2006

Things that are true that don't make sence

Things to consider while you're eating turkey over the next couple of days:

Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an “S” in the word “lisp”?

What is the speed of darkness?

If the temperature is zero outside today and it’s going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

If it’s true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?

Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

Can you cry underwater?

How is it that we put a man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Did you ever stop and wonder……

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?”

Who was the first person to say, “See that chicken there… I’m gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it’s bum.”

Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don’t point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway ?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs !

Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream ??

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? (This one kills me !!!!)

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
then what is baby oil made from ?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons ?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Stop singing and read on . . . . . .. . . . .

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

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I would also like it known that I stole the SNL video from youtube before shawn did :D

Sandy and I should have our car on the road for new Years, let's hope.

Christmas for me this year was the car and my GBS DVD so that was fun.

Friday, December 15, 2006

A politically Correct Greeting

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make this country great (not to imply that this country is a country you are part of, nor that it is necessarily greater than any other country, or is indeed the only "your country" worth referring to), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual reference of the wishee. By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

Sunday, December 10, 2006

Big Decks

Exit interview

Saw this first on Tech Support Comedy, then on Digg. Might be a fake but it's still funny. Only question I have is why didn't I think of this?

Check it out here

Saturday, December 09, 2006

Quote of the Day:

From "The Coyote" on Tech Support comedy:

If you are going to be devoured by a monster, shit yourself. You might have to be eaten, but god damn it - you don't have to TASTE GOOD TOO


I laughed so hard, I think I peed.

an new Link :D

I just added a guestbook to the links section, it's different then the one that was on the old blog, so feel free to sign it again.

Gotta get back to cleaning, Poker tonight at the Apt. Gotta be so Fresh so Clean :D

LAter

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

An artist for the government

I am now an artist for the government, drawing EI. It was nice to get a few things done, a few groceries a little Christmas shopping and took sandy out to get something to eat. It was a great day and a big weight off both of our shoulders.

As per usual, a trip to a restaurant is not a small trip. Went to Boston pizza and ordered a Stromboli with fries, as did Sandy, and then we waited after about 40 minutes, the waitress comes out to tell us that the fryers were not working. So we got our sandwiches and finally got our fries, after we were done. At least the sandwich was great.

Friday, December 01, 2006

I guess this is another Relaunch

Wow, Has it really been that long...I guess it has. What a difference a few months can make.

I was inspired by Jessica's new Blog that I love the look of Tendermuffin.com to do an update to the look and content of my own little office. So what's been new? Well, Sit back.

I'm now a happily married man. Sandy and I got married on Aug 26 in a beautiful outdoor ceremony at my mom and dad's place. It was a great day, a little cool for some people but it was amazing. I never thought that I'd be getting married, but I guess falling in love with the greatest woman in the world has the ability to change your mind.


It didn't go off without a hitch though. We decided to go with a justice of the peace to marry us. Two days before the wedding, Sandy told me to make sure that I called the person that was going to marry us. Next day, with everything that was going on, I forgot, I admit it. Day of the Wedding, The Justice of the Peace doesn't show up. After a few frantic minutes, a friend of ours whose brother was a minister, called his brother and he agreed to come down and marry us after a wedding he was doing then. So we had the pics and food first then had the ceremony, which was really nice. It was a great day. Happiest of my life. Love you Sandy.

PS: you can see more pics from the wedding and party here

Now to the not so good news, I am now a house husband. There was some management changes at my workplace and to put it lightly, the new VP and I didn't get along at all. In the end, I was let go for reasons so idiotic that they don't bear to be repeated here. Suffice it to say, that I'm loving being home and taking care of Sandy, who loves having supper on the table when she gets home. Just wish this house husband thing paid a little better. Hopefully the EI checks start coming in soon. It's going to be a tight Christmas, but Sandy and I decided that our Christmas gifts to each other was going to be getting a car on the road. SO not too bad, if I say so myself.

So what do I do at home all day, I clean and cook, watch some TV, play a little poker online along with something called Elimination Blackjack. It takes the classic Blackjack game and adds eliminations like Tournament Poker. You can go to playubt.com to try it out. It's something that I am looking at.

I find myself watching more classic wrestling and things like the documentaries that WWE is putting out more then watching RAW or Smackdown. Somethings I like about the current day; but alot of it I just don't want to take the time to watch. I usually download the shows and fastforward through the stuff I don't care about.

This is something that I'm looking forward to seeing. It's the DVD for the tour that I went to see last winter. What a great show it was. Hopefully, I can pick it up soon.

Well, I guess that's all for now, but I'll be here more often with things. For updated content, be sure to look at the "My Diggs" section as well, where it will show the latest things that interest me from the Digg.com social networking site. You can also subscribe to this blog using an RSS feed by clicking the "Subscribe to this Blog" link.

I'll be talking to you soon, and let me know what you think about the new look.

LAter,